JOE McGINNISS

Sarah said last night that she and Todd will travel to Birmingham today to offer solace to those who lost loved ones and property in the recent tornadoes.

“We want these folks in those parts to know that they are not alone in this time, and Americans come together in moments like this to help support and to rebuild,” she said.

I hope a Birmingham journalist will ask Sarah one simple question:  “How much of the $100,000 fee you got last night for being Trig’s mother will you be donating to Alabama tornado victims?”

I doubt that the question will be asked (last night, Sarah took only pre-approved questions), but I think we know what the honest answer would be.

However, I’m sure Sarah’s inspirational words about how sometimes God has to tear down so He can build anew will do more to lift spirits than a mere cash donation.

But here’s another idea:   I happen to know first-hand that Todd has a whole crew of fence-builders on call 24/7 in Wasilla.  Maybe he could send them down for  a couple of weeks to help with rebuilding?  After all, I won’t be returning to Lake Lucille until September.

Incidentally, attendance at Sarah’s speech last night was estimated at between 150-200.  Heck, when the crowd is that small, you don’t have to estimate:  just count ’em.

God to Sarah:  “A hundred and fifty is all you could draw?  You’re wearin’ out your welcome, gal.  Better go home.”