JOE McGINNISS

As I mention in The Rogue, Sarah once drove from Wasilla to J.C. Penney in Anchorage to get a glimpse of Ivana Trump as she promoted a new line of perfumes.   She told Todd she was going to Costco to buy groceries.  But she was really going to J.C. Penney to see Ivana because, as she told the Anchorage Daily News, she was “so starved for any semblance of glamor and culture.”

Now that she’s toeing his  birther line, maybe The Donald will let her sit on his lap.