JOE McGINNISS

Will she or won’t she?

When will she say?

Where will she say it?

Why do we care?

The Sarah Palin Lonely Hearts Club Band is getting ready to bring its medicine oil show to YOU–if you live in Iowa, or New Hampshire, or anywhere else in the USA where Fox News can reach you.

And even as mainstream media beat the tired drum of saying she’s dragged this out too long
they also say, “Sarah, we need you!”

She will not run.

You might not have heard it here first, and you might not hear it here last, but Sarah-Palin-will-not-run-for-president.

THE ROGUE will tell you why.

It has to do with who she is, who she’s always been, and who she’ll always be.

That she ever ran for vice president was a sick joke that a desperate John McCain played on us all.